NIGHTS OF TERROR...RATS NIGHT OF TERROR

We love shit films. Almost as much as good films. Most of the world's worst (read: BEST) horror films were made in Italy. Some of the really good ones (as in good) are famous, like Zombie Flesh Eaters and Deep Red, others not so much. We're here to change that .

Meet your new mates:

1 The "Monks" from Nights Of Terror
There is no way to describe these lads. Some are skellingtons, others moustache-wielding fatsos. Actually I just described them, so...anyway these lads rule, eating guts and wearing their robes.


2 The "Child" from The Nights Of Terror
As a 32 year old child this young whippersnapper has his work cut out for him. His ma and da are sex-crazed 50 year olds, and he smells death on things like rags and cups. After he becomes a 'molie (read: zombie) he eats his ma's jebs. Luckily you don't know what that means.

Nights Of Terror is fucking awful. Really bad and totally excellent. The zombies blood is green, they use battering rams and have cowls and are thousands of years old. The people are dicks, gong on like idiots and generally tripping, riding and geting ate at the first opportunity; just the way we like it.



1 Lilith from Rats Night of Terror
Ah yes. She hath tits, so she geteth them out. As one of the really futuristic survivors of the nuclear war, Lilith spends her time being confused and having sex: a deadly combo. As you can tell from this pic she meets a "ratty" end, but how did the rat get in?


2 Video from Rats Night of Terror

Video believes he can best any video game in the world (what, even Renegade? -Ed) although he has never playeed or seen a computer until he comes face to face with the "super" computer during this amazing film. He and chocolate survive the rats' onslaught and meet the underground survivors at the film's end. With gnaw-rly results.

An unbelivabley boring film, rats is for strong minds only. Like most Italian horror movies the viewer is rewarded for sitting through the film with a bone-chilling shock ending. We watched this film 10 time during the making of Citizen Brain.

Joe