Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Name's Bond...P Diddy Daddy Puff Bond

If being rich and famous and popular has a relation to how stupid and vapid someone acts, P Diddy must surely be the most famous man in the world.
It's not enough that the former 'bad boy 4 life' has invented his own cologne (called 'I Am King' and dedicated to Barack Obama - that took a lot of imagination), he's shot his own movie to promote it. 
And get this – the movie acts as his 'official audition tape' for the role of James Bond. Diddy has said himself that the movie series needs a change, and this is the perfect time for a black Bond to step in. 
He might be right about that, but the idea of anyone letting him take the job is so funny I nearly shit myself when I read it.
The only problem with the movie, which apparently cost nearly a million dollars, is that he doesn't act in it, or kill anyone, or do any stunts, or drink a martini, or anything other than stand around with a vacant expression on his massive toddler face. Amazing.

Check it out at THIS LINK

My favourite bits:  
1 min 32 secs: Diddy, in a white tuxedo, is at the roulette table. He looks around like he's expecting someone to hand him a sandwich. 'Muhhhh'.

2 min 22 secs: Diddy on a motorbike with one of his 'bitches', once again looking like he's smelling a fart.

4 min 4 secs: Diddy stands at a casino table while everyone around him applauds his coolness. It's like the Special Olympics, except he's not an athlete or someone with any skill.

Philly

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lianne said...

I particularly like the moments at 1:07 and 1:47 where Diddy displays his amazing acting ability by stroking his chin, clearly demonstrating that he is doing some deep thinking. Possibly about his next Oscar-worthy role.